On Interviews

inchucknito: you act phoney for a bit
inchucknito: dont over think or stuff
inchucknito: they either take you or not
inchucknito: you have to think of all the weirdos they see
inchucknito: you may appear safe
OOH Jeff: true
OOH Jeff: i did good with the tech guy. scared of the hr guy
inchucknito: hr guys are evil
inchucknito: hr is evil
OOH Jeff: yah i know
OOH Jeff: they will ask me all career questions
OOH Jeff: i don't care about a career
OOH Jeff: my dream is to sit on the couch and be 500 pounds
OOH Jeff: but they don't want to hear that
inchucknito: no
inchucknito: you leave that out
inchucknito: just say you want to be somewhere.
inchucknito: and theres light
inchucknito: and achievement
OOH Jeff: in the next 5 years i see my self taking on more responsibility and learning new technoligies
inchucknito: use buzz words
inchucknito: never telling them any real information
OOH Jeff: and being 500 pounds
OOH Jeff: do you guys have disability?
inchucknito: i talk to myself
inchucknito: can i still do that here?
OOH Jeff: ha
inchucknito: ha
OOH Jeff: i'm a twitcher
OOH Jeff: facial
OOH Jeff: anal
inchucknito: HA
inchucknito: i smoke rocks
inchucknito: i'm a shy bathroom person
inchucknito: can i get my own toilet
OOH Jeff: i have clinical pee shyness
inchucknito: ha
inchucknito: i freeze up
inchucknito: shake and fake
OOH Jeff: i need my own lavatory
OOH Jeff: with mints
inchucknito: does mgmt tolerate the finger
OOH Jeff: turrets
inchucknito: ha
OOH Jeff: extreme dranduff
inchucknito: i need a cubicle cause people look like targets to me
OOH Jeff: 4 walls, everybody is watching and judging me
inchucknito: i love guns, but i leave the ammo in my filing cabinet so its all cool
OOH Jeff: yah the saftey is always on
OOH Jeff: except when its not
inchucknito: sometimes i come to work splashed with blood
inchucknito: but thats just my hobby dont worry bout it
OOH Jeff: chronic disintery
inchucknito: HA
inchucknito: colostomy bag
inchucknito: i empty it in the recycling bin
inchucknito: i'm big on the environment
OOH Jeff: ha