Prelude To Six Weeks In Zurich
Its hot in London. We are in the middle of a draught. Forget everything you think of or have heard about London, its fucking wrong. Its hot here, dry heat at least. Its been in the eighties to low nineties for the last three months, or its sure felt like it. Maybe 8 days of clouds and less of actual rain. When it did rain, it was a little bit or a short heavy shower.
Like living in some bizarre land, the grass is still green, flowers and english gardens still growing. How the fuck anything grows with this little rain make s me think I been on a mushroom trip for the last two years.
I hated New York City Summers, the smell but most of all the humidity. England is hot, but I will be damned if we only had two humid days. No, what makes this English summer unbearable is not the dry heat, which is comfortable at night.
What makes an English summer unliveable is the constant fucking sun. Not a cloud in the sky for weeks on end. Oh wonderful you say? No, you have to realize the sun is out and bright by 5am, few weeks it was close to fucking 4am. I mean it looks like 4pm at 5am here. And that fucking sun will not set, its 10:37pm here and you can still make out a squeek of blue on the horizon. Its like living under a fucking lamp.
Sun, sun sun.
Its time to head to Zurich. Sunday the flight is scheduled. There is a new war in the middle east, Bush cursed, Blair is trying to figure out why he is still prime minister, and the democrats while doing absolutely nothing are gaining momentum in the polls. Its like Al Gore's wet dream of antartica Melting over.
You gotta love the arabs though, one thousand years of losing fucking wars. The only people the muslims kicked around were the Hindus, and even that was a struggle.
I mean seriously, we have to look back at Saddam's friend on TV, yelling on and on that America was going to lose, and compare that to Hizbollywood.
I mean they are getting whipped and their so called arab sympathizers, Iran and Syria, got their thumbs up their covered in shit.
Terrorism, ohhh scarey. No. How bout fucking stupid. A crazy doctor with some plumbing knowledge took down a whole building, unto himself, over a divorce!
September 11th, horror was unleashed because we don't put a lock on the cabin door!
And all they can do is hit soft targets, workers, children like Mcveigh hit when he blew up his bomb, and women. Never the army. And they shout and yell their god this their god that.
I mean honestly, what god fights kids or people going to fucking work. Hell it broke up half of their day and maybe a few said thank fucking god I didn't have to sit in front of my computer today.
This death thing is great, I work a one hour shift shoving pork into the mouths of these ignorant stupid poor slobs who can't think rationally about reality and believe stories.
Just cause Pinnochio was swallowed by a whale, I don't sit around sticking candles up my ass trying to make a blow hole. And that is my theory on religion.
Like living in some bizarre land, the grass is still green, flowers and english gardens still growing. How the fuck anything grows with this little rain make s me think I been on a mushroom trip for the last two years.
I hated New York City Summers, the smell but most of all the humidity. England is hot, but I will be damned if we only had two humid days. No, what makes this English summer unbearable is not the dry heat, which is comfortable at night.
What makes an English summer unliveable is the constant fucking sun. Not a cloud in the sky for weeks on end. Oh wonderful you say? No, you have to realize the sun is out and bright by 5am, few weeks it was close to fucking 4am. I mean it looks like 4pm at 5am here. And that fucking sun will not set, its 10:37pm here and you can still make out a squeek of blue on the horizon. Its like living under a fucking lamp.
Sun, sun sun.
Its time to head to Zurich. Sunday the flight is scheduled. There is a new war in the middle east, Bush cursed, Blair is trying to figure out why he is still prime minister, and the democrats while doing absolutely nothing are gaining momentum in the polls. Its like Al Gore's wet dream of antartica Melting over.
You gotta love the arabs though, one thousand years of losing fucking wars. The only people the muslims kicked around were the Hindus, and even that was a struggle.
I mean seriously, we have to look back at Saddam's friend on TV, yelling on and on that America was going to lose, and compare that to Hizbollywood.
I mean they are getting whipped and their so called arab sympathizers, Iran and Syria, got their thumbs up their covered in shit.
Terrorism, ohhh scarey. No. How bout fucking stupid. A crazy doctor with some plumbing knowledge took down a whole building, unto himself, over a divorce!
September 11th, horror was unleashed because we don't put a lock on the cabin door!
And all they can do is hit soft targets, workers, children like Mcveigh hit when he blew up his bomb, and women. Never the army. And they shout and yell their god this their god that.
I mean honestly, what god fights kids or people going to fucking work. Hell it broke up half of their day and maybe a few said thank fucking god I didn't have to sit in front of my computer today.
This death thing is great, I work a one hour shift shoving pork into the mouths of these ignorant stupid poor slobs who can't think rationally about reality and believe stories.
Just cause Pinnochio was swallowed by a whale, I don't sit around sticking candles up my ass trying to make a blow hole. And that is my theory on religion.
posted by Chuck Deggsy at 9:37 PM
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