Thy Hell is My Heaven

And the religious people gathered in great masses. They had died and with souls ressurrected back to human flesh they came. They gathered in tears, and formed a mass of people in the open field. Sun shinning, grass beneath their feet, the believers waited for Jesus, Mohammed, and two people for Osiris.

The pain was not only intense but sudden. Men, women, children, filthy arabs, all fell. Onto their hands and knees the believers were hit with rational, physical, reality. The laws of physics were unkind as their colons and bile poured out of their mouths. Writhing in burning pain, the ingorant were left like this for thousands of years.
That is...

Until Chuck cameth down from his bar with the real rational gods. And told his friends, after a thousand years I pity the moronic apes I had to deal with in the existence called earth. And Chuck walketh down, and seeth the pain and stress of the ignorant believers, for belief means to lie to oneself and make misery of others.

Chuck looketh and them and said hear me you fucking assholes, I am gonna turn it up a notch and in the words of the great Spinal Tap. Chuck turned it up to eleven, because everyone elses amps only go up to ten.

Amen, fuck off religious morons every single one of you.