Saturday, April 29, 2006

So What Were Doing You Doing Last Night?

I was listening to Joplin, who I ain't listend too in a Long Long Time.
And the New York Dolls, the six minute screech of the first new wave glame rock mix song, in 1973 has got me musically in touch with krishna, vishnu, and anything with eight arms, like my credit card in front of my wife at the mall. Oh hey, like Rodney Dangerfield would say, doctor vinny goommbatz, my back hurts. The dr, mr dangerfield, are you having sex. Dr. No way, you seen my my wife, but oh, i been playing golf, to ease the tension. Well mr dangerfield, if its not your wife, then your golf swing is out of whack. Dr. Goombatz, i gotta practice my fore iron and putt, you know of any nurses who like clubs?
Baaa doom Cha folks

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Riddle

To solve this internet chuck Riddle. You must listen to the song, then imagine each person I list playing each instrument you hear...

Cowgirl in the Rain, played by Crazy Horse

Lead Guitar and Vocal Neil Young
David Gilmour on back up
Ron Wood acoustic back up
Billy Preston on Keyboards
Drums Charlie Watts and Jai Johanny Johanson (of the allman brothers band)
Bass none other than Sir Paul Mccarthney (drag that bastard out to prove the prick can play bass)

All star back up singers
Ringo yah baby
Rod Stewart, he was not always a sell pop fug
and...

Carly Simon, who got da lips of jagger and the squint of a stretched up kenny rogers, plastic surgery gone oh rye!

Anne Couter

Is it me or is Anne starting to look like a young Iggy Pop?
I would like to see the stupid ignorant bitch explain why there are dinosaurs, why there is physical evidence of man's existence and civilised progress over a million years, and why physics and geology support theories such as continental drift, dating of rocks and organic materials, and genetic or evolutionary fossilized evidence that takes up not one book, but hundreds of books filled with evidence; as oppossed to ideas just thought up that turn out to be wrong.
One can think that fire is not hot, but an experiment can prove that if you stuck Anne's hands in it, she would sure say its hot. Same with religion. You can pretend that some guy named jesus waltzed around or the old testament is totally true, or you can find evidence thats its loosely based on historical events. Look at September 11th, if not for video cameras and thousands of living witnesses, the conservatives would have rushed to paint a story. Hell that big fat faggot Jerry I am an ignorant piece of shit imorral fat fuck Falwell, blew it when he tried to pin the bombings on us unbelievers. You have to laugh that these people are two books away from writing that the holocaust never happened. They paint stories like their lying religions and ask people to follow it blindly. Sorry I question and I want to know Mr Farrell where did jesus say eat and be fat and ignorant, cause that seems to be the ritual your practicing.
Anyways, these people hate the truth, and want the masses to live in a world of lives so they can feel good about themselves, have power, and take advantage and play out all the things they preach against. I am not fooled. Besides you can't argue with people who are not smart enough to understand complex ideas that are formed through logical arguments that can not be explained in one word sentences.
Its funny how they love to attack biology, but yet none of them will ever attack the formulaic solution to a logarithm problem.
For complex algebra there are people and computers, if given a formula with a known right answer, who will approach a mathematical question and solve it. We know there are steps and one one solution. Or take physics. Let's say you wanted to calculate how much energy or horsepower was required to start a certain car. We know there are engineers who can work this out given any specific question. Could I do it off my head...no. But with the proper study you can learn to solve these problems. With your answer you can then test it in the field, hence how the automobile was developed. Yet no conservative or religious person will contradict anything like this, yet they do this with biology, but that is only because the public is too uneducated to know all about chemistry and biological concepts.
There is so much real knowledge and things out there, in detail such as chemistry etc. that people do not know. Yet everyone seems able to comment on god or how the world works or history yet they can't even grasp things we know that are proveable, yet none of this comes up in public discussion.
Ignorant people read books written by ignorant fools. I hope she gets an uncruable form of reccurrent yeast infection and if there is an afterlife, it won't be her silly god, but anyways, my smart god is making sure she turns into an ugly iggy pop. Which makes Iggy look bad, but he's got a lust for real lust for life at least.