On Interviews

inchucknito: you act phoney for a bit
inchucknito: dont over think or stuff
inchucknito: they either take you or not
inchucknito: you have to think of all the weirdos they see
inchucknito: you may appear safe
OOH Jeff: true
OOH Jeff: i did good with the tech guy. scared of the hr guy
inchucknito: hr guys are evil
inchucknito: hr is evil
OOH Jeff: yah i know
OOH Jeff: they will ask me all career questions
OOH Jeff: i don't care about a career
OOH Jeff: my dream is to sit on the couch and be 500 pounds
OOH Jeff: but they don't want to hear that
inchucknito: no
inchucknito: you leave that out
inchucknito: just say you want to be somewhere.
inchucknito: and theres light
inchucknito: and achievement
OOH Jeff: in the next 5 years i see my self taking on more responsibility and learning new technoligies
inchucknito: use buzz words
inchucknito: never telling them any real information
OOH Jeff: and being 500 pounds
OOH Jeff: do you guys have disability?
inchucknito: i talk to myself
inchucknito: can i still do that here?
OOH Jeff: ha
inchucknito: ha
OOH Jeff: i'm a twitcher
OOH Jeff: facial
OOH Jeff: anal
inchucknito: HA
inchucknito: i smoke rocks
inchucknito: i'm a shy bathroom person
inchucknito: can i get my own toilet
OOH Jeff: i have clinical pee shyness
inchucknito: ha
inchucknito: i freeze up
inchucknito: shake and fake
OOH Jeff: i need my own lavatory
OOH Jeff: with mints
inchucknito: does mgmt tolerate the finger
OOH Jeff: turrets
inchucknito: ha
OOH Jeff: extreme dranduff
inchucknito: i need a cubicle cause people look like targets to me
OOH Jeff: 4 walls, everybody is watching and judging me
inchucknito: i love guns, but i leave the ammo in my filing cabinet so its all cool
OOH Jeff: yah the saftey is always on
OOH Jeff: except when its not
inchucknito: sometimes i come to work splashed with blood
inchucknito: but thats just my hobby dont worry bout it
OOH Jeff: chronic disintery
inchucknito: HA
inchucknito: colostomy bag
inchucknito: i empty it in the recycling bin
inchucknito: i'm big on the environment
OOH Jeff: ha

About Where I Live

England as you know has a lot of history. For example, the church which you see on Beckenham main street is very old:
"The most notable of these is the 14th century St Georges Church with its 13th century Lychgate - the oldest in England. "

Or as the same website notes, not only is this town old (I've seen a banner for an annual farmers market that dates back to 1200 and something), but some famous folk are in the area. David Bowie lived in Beckenham, Charles Darwin's house is not too far of a drive a way, but most importantly the man who invented the toilet bowl is buried locally. Can you guess his name?

Thomas Crapper (inventor of the flush toilet)

http://www.beckenham.towntalk.co.uk/about.php?Month=04&year=2005

Here is the link for the creepy Hotel and Manor left over, he used to own eden park train station, his private entrance still exists:
http://www.oakfield.co.uk/

Yeah so there is some history round these parts. Its the suburbs. And I am Yuppie scum...
I hear the calling of silence and peace, the turbulence is winding down for me, let the renaissance begin.

After:


Before:

I'm Back

Two months later:
I once wrote here all things Easy. I think not. My back hurts, from the two month struggle, which I could not detail on the blog; I have some pictures. What work, what trauma, what never ending projects. Its been hell, moving car load by car load. The dust, the dirt, the cracks, holes, leaks, wall paper, paint, trips to home base. I am broke, but who knew I had the money to buy all the shit I had to buy. But here I am back in my study, its wonderful, the room I have dreamed of. Most of the pictures are up, few more to go. I look out over my garden, a soccer pitch, and then the hills of crystal palace with the radio tower; It's great. I thought I would lose it, in fact I think I did with all that has gone on.
Archie was lost drunk, cause I was out of practice. I am drinking my glenlivet 12 year old, a gift for my wedding anniversary from my wife Tina who has had to deal with me being a psycho, but at least I get the work done and I do it for free. Yes the blinds, curtains, and shades are up. I know how to use a drill and paint and cork etc.

Glenlivet and Dolly Parton is on the Mp3 player.
This is the very definition of relaxing.