Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The Truth About Baseball

I was going to write, to ask Muslims to take a minute, and think about why a bunch of people would walk into the dessert, throw a bunch of rocks at a wall, and think that anything productive could come from that, and then I remember, wait, your all a bunch of stupid fucking assholes and even chimps don't toss rocks for some made up story. How dumb, sand niggers.

Now anyways. Speaking of throwing rocks, baseball! Which has a point, because its a game based on the reality of physics, its not based on a story, and it actually happens, in fact, I seen baseball live, have you seen god? Asshole sand niggers.

I digress...oops one more sand nigger coming, stupid fucking Islamic twats, sorry. I meant, you stupid fucking Islamic cunts. That is right, its a made up story, you are wrong, HA HA I AM RIGHT. Why? I can prove I am right, ha ha, you can't prove or have evidence of a single thing in your book, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH Damn it feels soooo good to be smarter and better than Muslims, yup. Sure do hate the truth, too bad people don't write the truth on CNN or the news, you will only find the truth here, I am your god.

Now onto baseball.


Why should baseball players NOT BE FORGIVEN as a large number of stupid fans and mainly black commentators keep writing on new sites like CNN and such. Its funny how the media propagates a culture of forgive, but only when its for rich people, forgive CEO's, forgive Dick Cheney, forgive Conrad Black and awww forgive baseball players. NEVER, burn fuckers and I will tell you all why, and who the guilty are!

This story starts with ball players themselves. Drugs from what I have read, have always been part of the game, whether we learned that Mickey Mantle was an alcoholic or that in the seventies players were most likely popping reds/speed. We also know and accept limited forms of cheating in baseball, scuffed balls, corked bats, but always when discovered we treat them as minor infractions. So why should steroids not be similar, what is different?

Cheating of any kind in professional sports should not be treated lightly. When you think of how much money they make, for so little work, and the fact that us poor schmucks pay stupid prices for tickets and cable TV rights, you realise that it is no laughing matter when these guys cheat. Hands down, corked bats should be punished just as severely as any other types of cheating.

If it were not for people like Condoleeza Rice, Dick Cheney, Jerry Falwell, and Henry Kissinger, these are true liars, and cheaters in life. They cheat in the game of academia and I can tell you though that up against my pure mind, they would all get whammed down. But these people are the ones who control the media and institutions in their own sick, sad, stupid little ways, and they want you to forgive ball players, because the ball players turned out to be liars (did Jesus give you roids Pettite?) and cheats just like our politicians, CEO's and so called leaders, quite Frankly no CEO is leader to me, nor is Rupert Murdoch or his pussy failures that he calls sons.. puke.

The ball players greed was beyond big contracts and money, it was too perform well, break stats, and as we headed into the doping era, to stay on top of other doped up players. Barry Bonds wanted his home run record, like Mcguire and Sosa. Giambi just wanted to keep his spot on the team when battling slumps and others just wanted to tweak their stats, the drive to win and be the best allowed them to make the mistake of doping. In the end, it is their own health that all the money in the world will not fix, that will suffer. Good luck with the Tiny nuts. The real losers and why their may be punishment in the next consciousness is the fact that teenagers, little league obsessed loser dads, etc. will now take steroids and do far more harm at a younger age to themselves, in order to cheat.

Perhaps though all of the above is obvious and what we lack here is the perspective of how bad this doping really was, what drove it beyond players desires for money and stats, and actually look at the Union, the owners, and Bud Selig.

The Union. Why do baseball players need a union? They are millionaires, they should not have to strike, this ain't the 1940's, its not a job, its a fucking well paid sport. They make their main money outside the sport via their agents who act like union reps anyways and get them promo deals. Come on, factory workers, police, firemen need a union, not baseball players, they make a mockery of the working class that truly needs to be unionized and they give unions a bad name. Break up this baseball player union, because they are the ones who fought tooth and nail not allow testing, to protect the guilty on the sheer basis that they didn't give a fuck if their members were hurting themselves and ultimately costing players money in the long run, who needs that type of help?

The owners. Old and stupid, and that's not even counting when George Bush Jr was a fucking baseball president, shows that if you inherited money, you can end up owning a baseball team, in fact, I bet a chimp with a broken leg, severe mental retardedness, and bad gas could be a better owner than any that have owned before. You rich bastards have tons of pay back coming in hell, but for the way you dole out money to these jock heads its disgusting. And then complain when fans don't fill the stadium? Why, because you fucking took our tax money to build it then call it yours, that is stealing? Why, because you OVER CHARGE US, to pay dumb amounts to dumb players and yell at us for not attending the game? How about we make baseball games ten dollars, beer is two dollars a cup, and a souvenir bat is 5 bucks with a free hot dog for your kid. Let me tell you, the fucking stadiums would be packed every day buddy like in the forties when it cost a dime, and let me tell you, you can make just as much money, just pay these over priced drug heads less, they won't be able to even afford the steroids anymore and they will play a lot harder when they know that they need to meet their electric bill like the rest of us working slobs.

Finally, Bud Selig, if ever there was an inept asshole, who no matter how unqualified, stupid, inept, and moronic continues to keep his job? Again its like how the fuck is George Bush president, there must be about a hundred other idiots who keep this dick head propped up. He is a failure as a man and as a person, let a lone commissioner, he should be fired and sent to work in a pig farm. What a schmuck and I hope I didn't insult any pig farmers, god, Selig you blow.

You are all cheats, Barry Bonds is a shit head of a person, I can only hope the steroids fuck you up bad and you die slow, same to your kid, asshole.

And they deserve it, I apologize for nothing. Judge and be judged, I didn't take steroids, I am smart, hard working, honest, so yup, that is right I am better than you cheating ball players and rich owners, cause I earned my way, and I can just say what I want, unlike you people, because you got nothing on me. Steroid taking cheaters, let us hope, that baseball drug tests and cleans up its act, I know I ain't paying to see a game of cheats any time soon, and neither should you. Have some real MORALS America and boycott baseball this year and don't forgive, because the media tells you too.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Something Must Have Happened Over Manhattan

The words conjure images of two planes smacking into the World Trade Center, a violent act that the Arabs still have yet to sow, very bad Karma indeed.

Most people who know me, know my passion is listening to music, mainly rock in all its forms, except rap, because RAP aint rock, nor is pop and neither deserve to be in the hall of fame which is hunk of shit, I plan to create my own some day to correct that crap.

What though is my favorite song? If you think of the thousands stuck in my head, and from my club days I had a knack of picking up songs off the first two beats.

I do have a favorite though and thought I would share this here on the ole blog and the reasons why.

The New York Dolls- Frankenstein

The New York Dolls in my opinion are THE first punk band. They were so punk, they didn't invent the fucking word yet to describe them. They essentially tore down classic rock and progressive rock at the time back into a raw 1950's sound that would be emulated even today. To gain attention though they dressed as women, which may have distracted from what they were doing musically, still though, they even were trend setters in this regard as they were all straight, right at the time the gay movement and new wave would make gender bending the norm.

On Frankenstein what we have is not only progressive, original, first time musical achievements. The first punk sound, the throw back to fifties rauch guitar with duel guitarists, but we also have an amazingly awesome new wave synth sound. So they pioneered new wave and punk, again, never credited as most of this lays later with the Ramones and Sex Pistols.

They also came out of CBGB's and New York, so suck it London.

They year was 1973, let us put that in perspective. Most people would not come to know punk or the roots until 1977 or later. If you think about the time period, 1973 was only 5 years after wood stock. The times were moving fast, music in my life time has not changed in 20 years.

The synth track while not the first, I have to give that to Roxy Music, but Roxy only layed that down a few years earlier, Bowie was not even in his Berlin period yet. Iggy and the Stooges, while clearly also the other early grandfathers of punk, could not muster a synth track.

What makes Frankenstein unique though, is the fact that with all these elements that actually duplicated a Wall of Sound technique similar to that nutcase Phil Spector.

It is Johnny Thunders though that is amazing. If not for his tragic heroine abuse, move over Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse you ain't got drug problems compared to him and Dee Dee Ramone. Thunders slams down some of the most awesome fucking rifts that you have to listen too, hard, to appreciate over the screaming vocals.

The Lyrics suggest a mounting doom, until David Johansen is litterally screaming in a very whiney new york accent Frankenstein, litterally Screaming. This song is pure rock because its yelling, angy, and unleashed. No song ever that I have heard has become so unhinged, so loud, so in your face, but holds itself together without having to curse or turn into mindless noise. That to me is music. Its litterally falling apart rage but they maintain the song, all throughout this wonderful synth beat is fighting over the guitars. The song is one giant Battle of sound.

I can listen to it over and over again. If you want to know anything there is about music, this is a song to analyze and you won't read that anywhere else.

So as the rock and roll hall of fame looks at Run DMC and Madonna, you remember the true rock legends the New York Dolls, and if that song doesn't make George Bush's daughters tear off their clothes and fuck each other, than I don't know what will.

Rock Lives.