Evil
Congress and Senate vote to give themselves a raise.
Senate fails to increase minimum wage again.
The republicans argue, they just practice market place economics, who needs top down govt.
I say, they are right. Yup. So next year, I want to privatize congress and the senate.
You heard me right folks.
Its been soooo great they are telling us for years, so lets shake things up and apply what they do to us, to them.
1. President is now CEO. No matter how much he fucks up, in fact, the more he fucks up, the more tax money we give him to keep the USA shares up in the global economy.
2. Senate is now the board of directors, they give the president his big raises and private jets. However, as the CEO fucks up, the share prices keep plummetting, even if we are doing great. Why? Everyone knows markets are irrational, and so maybe china and lets say a hot economy like ohhh I dunno maybe people gamble on rumors of France. Senate loses as much as the the budget deficit or value of america falls. The only way out is to sell their shares to some other sucker, who is stuck with them for four years.
3. Ahhh congress. You are too big, lets downsize save some money. That's right south carolina, idaho, and fucking Texas. We have had enough. Your being layed off. Another couple of states will be given retirement packages. Now the rest of you will work for private organisations. We will put some friends of ours in, to take your pay, and drive must of you to the ground with long hours, less benefits, and a pyramid scheme structure that pays the top least productful the most and the rest of you nothing. Then we take half of you, and fire you flat, cause we realized we could do most of the voting and pork barrel stuff from India, yup, we found a bunch of great cheaper politicians with college degrees in Mumbai. So Georgia, your new congressman is dipit bhagharva.
If its so great for us, lets give it to them. Amazing how raising congress and the senates salary never causes job losses, yet eats up tax money. Yet workers, we can not get paid fair, cause apparently paying us more, costs us jobs. Go figure. How bout they go fuck themselves.
And their gods. Thats right, If i said it once i say it again.
Jesus, Mohammed, Osiris, Thor, and Zeus, made up, bullshit, fucking stories, who can lick ass.
Lickity lick.
Pricks. I mean how can they give themselves a raise and not increase minimum wage, fucking bastards! Trust fund cunts. Uneducated southern slobs.
Senate fails to increase minimum wage again.
The republicans argue, they just practice market place economics, who needs top down govt.
I say, they are right. Yup. So next year, I want to privatize congress and the senate.
You heard me right folks.
Its been soooo great they are telling us for years, so lets shake things up and apply what they do to us, to them.
1. President is now CEO. No matter how much he fucks up, in fact, the more he fucks up, the more tax money we give him to keep the USA shares up in the global economy.
2. Senate is now the board of directors, they give the president his big raises and private jets. However, as the CEO fucks up, the share prices keep plummetting, even if we are doing great. Why? Everyone knows markets are irrational, and so maybe china and lets say a hot economy like ohhh I dunno maybe people gamble on rumors of France. Senate loses as much as the the budget deficit or value of america falls. The only way out is to sell their shares to some other sucker, who is stuck with them for four years.
3. Ahhh congress. You are too big, lets downsize save some money. That's right south carolina, idaho, and fucking Texas. We have had enough. Your being layed off. Another couple of states will be given retirement packages. Now the rest of you will work for private organisations. We will put some friends of ours in, to take your pay, and drive must of you to the ground with long hours, less benefits, and a pyramid scheme structure that pays the top least productful the most and the rest of you nothing. Then we take half of you, and fire you flat, cause we realized we could do most of the voting and pork barrel stuff from India, yup, we found a bunch of great cheaper politicians with college degrees in Mumbai. So Georgia, your new congressman is dipit bhagharva.
If its so great for us, lets give it to them. Amazing how raising congress and the senates salary never causes job losses, yet eats up tax money. Yet workers, we can not get paid fair, cause apparently paying us more, costs us jobs. Go figure. How bout they go fuck themselves.
And their gods. Thats right, If i said it once i say it again.
Jesus, Mohammed, Osiris, Thor, and Zeus, made up, bullshit, fucking stories, who can lick ass.
Lickity lick.
Pricks. I mean how can they give themselves a raise and not increase minimum wage, fucking bastards! Trust fund cunts. Uneducated southern slobs.
posted by Chuck Deggsy at 10:10 PM
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