Halloween is Approaching

Really read these lyrics, absolutely disturbing and unbecoming a good christian or muslim, cause well, they don't do dead bodies, they just take it up the pooper!
One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise

Alice Cooper

This just in!

The dust coming out of the sahara was the answer. We created wind turbines, machinery, and generated huge clouds of swirling dust. It was easy, the people were poor, governments corrupt and we paid them well, those individuals that owned land and counted that is. We built our fans, we created dust storms, and we prevented hurricanes. It was science and it worked…until something went wrong.

Hi and howdy doody, I poop a lot, call me azerbejann!